Illusivefreddy’s Weblog

(Speaks into microphone)

Ahem… is this thing on?.. HELLO aaaaarrrrrgh (loud screeching feedback from mic’)

Testing, testing… icicles, bicycles, tricycles, test…ing. Ah that’s better.

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking I would like to say a few thank you’s to my family and loyal supporters, well… supporter.

While I am not one to boast or brag about my incredible talent or unrivalled abilities, I am however extremely proud that my little blog has been voted blog of the month. (Cue Gwyneth Paltrow Oscar acceptance speech style floods of tears). Thank you mom for giving birth to me and for helping me grow up, thank you uncle Tony for teaching me how to drink hard liquor at the age of 3, thank you’s go to my teachers for imparting knowledge to me with the exception of Mrs Jones, my English lit teacher who said I wouldn’t amount to anything. Well Mrs Jones, what do you think of me now? Alright I haven’t amounted to anything but at least I’m blog of the month. Where’s your blog bitch?

(speaks to someone off stage)
Sorry? What? Oh I see, that’s a pity.

(speaks into Microphone)
Apparently I have to cut my little speech short due to time so let me just thank Mr Sandro Vella for all his hard work in promoting the Maltese Blogosphere… his title ‘King of bloggers’ is well deserved, Thank you to the people who took the time to vote for me, thank you to La Delirante for getting me into the whole thing in the first place and finally a big thanks to my fan… the person who actually reads this crap.

Finally, to my fellow bloggers in Malta, please, please, please get involved with blog of the year… blog more, read more and vote more.

(Staggers of stage to find the bar)